To The Person Outside at 4 am This Morning, Scraping Their Windshield Continuously For 30 Minutes,

Thanks a lot.

But you still did not prevent me from having the following dream:

I am bidding for an item on eBay. A tiny white kitten, who comes complete with its own litterbox. The auction ends and I win it! But shortly afterwards, I get an email from the seller. He writes, “Well, now that you’ve won my auction I must reveal my identity. I am none other than Frank Oz. But I’m very sorry to tell you that the kitten has died. It didn’t happen on purpose. But there is no kitten to give you. However, the litter box is still available and it’s filled with fresh litter and waiting for you.” After I read this email I’m not sure what to do.

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