At Berkeley [2013]
1. One lawnmower for the entire campus.
2. Robert Reich explains why faculty meetings are so long: everyone is used to hearing themselves talk for extended periods of time.
3. A scattershot list of student demands, some of which contradict each other.
Rose of Nevada [2025]
1. Instructions on gutting the fish. “Head to asshole. Head to asshole.”
2. A carved message.
3. Red flowers, green sea.
Skin Game [1971]
1. “You dare lay a hand on a servant of the Lord!” And then he belatedly notices the glass of whiskey in his hand.
2. He instantly shifts his elocution into slave talk.
3. Coming to the slave auction without a dime in his pockets.
The Phoenician Scheme [2025]
1. Shoeboxes, a shirtbox, a glovebox.
2. He spells out the seating arrangements.
3. Disinfecting the wound with a champaign cocktail.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch [1990]
1. “I know you think I’m insane.”
“Absolutely not. If you were, we couldn’t sue you.”
2. A few dabs with a powder puff.
3. Singing in the bathtub.
Anatomy of a Murder [1959]
1. Fish lure strategically stuck between the pages of a law book.
2. “I’m just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best I can against this brilliant prosecutor from the big city of Lansing.”
3. Everything from Dixieland to Brubeck.
The Christophers [2025]
1. A small pride flag stuck in a jar in the entryway.
2. Stored in the bathtub.
3. Fingers stuck with glue and feathers.
Muriel’s Wedding [1994]
1. She has incinerated the lawn.
2. Tim Simms.
3. Beanbag zipper.
Natchez [2025]
1. Walking down the street with a glass of white wine and an armload of her possessions for the consignment store.
2. “Bless her heart. And I’m gonna send her some candy, some cookies or something.”
“Don’t send her no candy and cookies. Send her a book. So she need to be educated.”
3. Show-and-tell of a racist monkey scent bottle. It still smells of roseoil.
Strawberry Mansion [2021]
1. He doesn’t want a chicken shake but orders one anyway.
2. Surrounded by popup ads.
3. A small flame on the top of his shoe.
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