Tag Archives: Woody Allen

3 things about Woody Allen’s SCOOP

Posted on September 25, 2016 by

Scoop [2006] 1. Random Toby Jones cameo. 2. “I never gain an ounce. My anxiety acts as aerobics.” 3. A Theodore Dreiser reference?

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3 things about Woody Allen’s MATCH POINT

Posted on April 22, 2016 by

Match Point [2005] 1. “Say your phone number. Just say your phone number.” 2. Is that a photograph of Patricia Highsmith behind her bed? 3. Slo-mo ring toss.

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3 things about Woody Allen’s MELINDA AND MELINDA

Posted on October 25, 2015 by

Melinda and Melinda [2004] 1. Impromptu “Sophisticated Lady” using a piano on the sidewalk. 2. “Yeah, but if you’re somebody who’s nobody, it’s no fun to be around anybody who’s everybody.” 3. He touches the strap on her dress as … Continue reading →

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3 things about Woody Allen’s ANYTHING ELSE

Posted on May 1, 2015 by

Anything Else [2013] 1. “There was something compelling about your apathy.” 2. She only knows how to cook spaghetti for eight. 3. He closes the laptop and pours out lines of coke on it. This vies with Hollywood Ending for … Continue reading →

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3 things about Woody Allen’s HOLLYWOOD ENDING

Posted on July 28, 2014 by

Hollywood Ending [2002] 1. He opens the bag and takes out a series of pelts. 2. In New York, a garden-level apartment with a second floor. Only in the movies. 3. “Thank God the French exist!”

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3 things about Woody Allen’s THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION

Posted on July 27, 2014 by

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion [2001] 1. “Well, I tend to grow on people. We could meet later, and I could grow on you, if you like.” 2. He finds an old glass with a rigid lemon peel inside, … Continue reading →

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3 things about Woody Allen’s SWEET AND LOWDOWN

Posted on May 24, 2014 by

Sweet and Lowdown [1999] 1. A dapper Oriental gentleman wearing glasses and a mustache sits down next to him and sips from a flask. 2. Chili stains on the edges of his mouth. 3. “My father died.” “Again? How many … Continue reading →

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3 things about Woody Allen’s SMALL TIME CROOKS

Posted on May 18, 2014 by

Small Time Crooks [2000] 1. Rooftop, laundry on a clothesline, sunset. 2. “Make conversation. But don’t say anything, don’t speak.” 3. A bearskin that lights up.

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3 things about Woody Allen’s CELEBRITY

Posted on October 13, 2013 by

Celebrity [1998] 1. She sneezes. “Shit! I need echinacea! Right now!” 2. “Take the banana and give me your best blowjob.” 3. “Birth of a Nation, an all-black version.”

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3 things about Woody Allen’s ANOTHER WOMAN

Posted on September 5, 2013 by

Another Woman [1988] 1. She stands absolutely still, listening. Breathing very hard. 2. A small rectangle of light until they flip the switch in the hallway, walk towards the camera. 3. He pats an imaginary strand of her hair back … Continue reading →

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