Since thejeremyshow moved into his new place, he’s turned it into a VIP Room, a kind of Studio 54 for New Millenium Chicago if you will. He updates me regularly with all the juiciest news, and here’s the latest dispatch:

“Yes, we (Toni Morrison, Woody Harrelson, and me) tried
to tell Liza that there was no wallpaper. Liza got
very angry and said that yes there was because she
could hear it laughing at her. She got very angry and
had us call her helicopter driver to pick her up.
Leaving me alone with Toni and Woody, which was very
awkward as you can imagine. There was some mention of
a three way but it never happened, it was an early
night, which is for the best I suppose.”