On Saturday night andystardust and thejeremyshow and I watched “Showgirls” for the first time, and the only way to appreciate this film is to play the Showgirls Drinking Game:

If someone says “dancin’,” take a drink.
If somone says “darlin’,” take a drink.
If someone makes jazz hands, take a drink.
Whenever Elizabeth Berkley smacks something (whether a person or an inanimate object), take a drink.
Whenever someone falls down, everyone must do a shot.

It’s a film which is indenfensable on every level, except as trash.