I actually feel halfway back to normal this morning. The cold better be outta my system completely by tomorrow morning. I do not want to sound like a heroin addict tomorrow night at the reading. “Hello, my name is Rob Christopher, and I’ll be reading tonight from my recent book 100 Spinning Noses.”

Can someone please tell me why Maya Angelou is in the soon-to-be-released sequel to “Diary of a Mad Black Woman?” Maybe those SNL Froot Loops commercials weren’t so far off the mark …