Here’s what happens when I go to Sidetrack on Friday night. I subseqently have two dreams starring Bea Arthur.

DREAM #1: It’s the new Muppet movie and this one takes place in Chicago. Bea is one of the adult “leads.” The scene I’m in/watching takes place either on Lincoln Avenue near Belmont or else somewhere on North Milwaukee Ave. We’re all hustling and bustling down the street, in a hurry to get somewhere.

DREAM #2: I am accompanying Bea to St. Joseph’s hospital. She is going to have a masectomy. I’m there for moral support.