I will be ready to leave tomorrow. Whenever I visit my parents, this always happens. After two days everything about them begins to annoy me. The FOX News watching. The anti-NPR comments. The constant snacking and offers of food from morning till night. The anti-city diatribes. 

The money talk. Especially the money talk. I found out that if my father dies, my mother gets a $700,000 life insurance policy, and about $300,000 in sundry assets. In other words, she’ll suddenly have more money than most people make in an entire lifetime. And she’s worried that it may not be enough to “support” her “current lifestyle.”

Hafta go now … can’t get started on this right now …