OK. I think I can stop being a bastard, at least until such time as Rowling writes the next Harry Potter book (as she inevitably will, despite her feeble assurances to the contrary). I promise no more mention of her in these virtual pages until then.

PINK PRINCESS

2 oz. gin
3 oz. pineapple juice
2 oz. ruby red grapefruit juice
1/2 oz. grenadine

Shake hard over ice and strain into a tall ice-filled glass.