Yes, I’m at work today.

Lately the Big Boss has been coming in early (about half an hour before anyone else) and making an entire pot of coffee. Not just any coffee. HAZLENUT-FLAVORED COFFEE. It is the vilest thing I’ve ever had to deal with. No one drinks it but him, so each morning at around 8:30 I dump the whole thing out and rinse it thoroughly before making a NORMAL pot of coffee.

Flavored coffee is like mixing shiraz with Kool-Aid. Sickening. So typical of this lousy job.