Death Race [2008]

1. Dialog I never thought I’d hear Joan Allen say: “Cocksucker! Fuck with me and we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk.”
2. Slow motion: car swerves to a stop in a cloud of dust, door opens, she’s in mini-boots and she gets out and she’s wearing Daisy Dukes. And yes, she hason sunglasses. And she takes them off.
3. At the end of the film there’s a “don’t try this at home, kids” disclaimer. Really.