Okay.

There are four frozen pizzas at home in the freezer. There are 4 bottles of wine, a six-pack of beer, and a wide assortment of other alcoholic beverages. There’s a bit of popeye. There are other sundry snackables. I bought a bottle of champagne and a tub of ginger cookies from Trader Joe’s. I have a brand-new digital camera to take pictures with.

At 3 o’clock I’m heading home, stopping off at the convenience store for some Coke (as per Andy’s request) and tonic water. Guests should start arriving around 6.

I’m ready.