The Room [2003]

1. It’s morning. He turns off the alarm clock. Naturally the first thing he does is to pick up a rose and smell it. On his way to the bathroom he throws it on top of Lisa, who is still asleep.
2. They’re all wearing tuxedos for no apparent reason. Then they go outside and throw a football around. One of the men stumbles and trips over nothing in particular.
3. “I’m not pregnant. I just told him that to make it more interesting.”

This movie really is as hilariously bad as I’d read. Picture a low-budget Showgirls as written and directed by a French-Canadian Edward D. Wood. More thoughts.