Daytime Drinking [2008]

1. He throws the cell phone into the water. Then, a moment later, he looks down at his empty hand. Realization.
2. He pretends to sleep. She mutters, "Son of a bitch." He opens his eyes, says, "Excuse me?" She is silent. He closes his eyes again. She mutters, "Asshole."
3. "The first drink was for your cold, the second is to get drunk."