Monthly Archives: September 2009

A Woman Under the Influence [1974] 1. “This kid is naked!” 2. They run around in circles on the lawn. Savoring the dizziness. 3. She drinks the entire glass of Seagram’s 7. “You were thirsty!”

The Original Kings of Comedy [2000] 1. Bernie Mac defines motherfucker. 2. Cedric the Entertainer explains why we’ll never have a black president. 3. Kool & the Gang on the Titanic.

Marathon Man [1976] 1. Shimmery patterns of light on the wall, reflected from the surface of a record that’s playing. 2. A face behind the curtain. 3. Momentarily, he holds the diamond between his teeth.

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life [1983] 1. “It’s a large glandular organ in your ab-do-men.” 2. A leaf falls. 3. He wipes the menu with his sleeve.

The Teahouse of the August Moon [1956] 1. He explains that the wooden sandals are good for the metatarsals. 2. All that’s left of the teahouse is a polished wooden floor. 3. Japanese Brando = fail.