Modern Romance [1981]
1. “I’m alone now. I don’t want any Quaaludes–what am I going to do, hug myself?”
2. In full jogging regalia, he executes stretches while chanting, “1-2-3-Idon’tevenmissher-2-3. 1-2-3-Idon’tevenmissher-2-3.”
3. He air-writes down the guy’s phone number.

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