Behind the Candelabra [2013]

1. Speedos and a metallic mesh vest.
2. “Do you want me to get Charo for brunch again? You liked her.”
3. The story they put out is heart failure caused by anemia from a watermelon diet.

Bonus: “What do you mean we never go out? Just last week I took you to that Dom DeLuise/Jim Nabors concert.”