World War Z [2013]

1. “Okay, big man. You take care of the ladies? Deal. You’re awesome.”
2. Stupid cell phone.
3. The creature’s seatbelt is still securely fastened.

Undeniably entertaining, but this definitely ends up as a missed opportunity. Unlike the Max Brooks book upon which it’s nominally based, this movie doesn’t really bring anything new to the zombie story. Except perhaps scale. I will probably never be a fan of the “fast” zombie; they’re basically just CGI supercreatures that have no humanity left, more hyperactive than scary.