Alan Partridge [2013]

1. “And, do you suffer from any nervous conditions such as panic attacks?”
“Do I suffer from panic attacks? I’ve had one panic attack. In a car wash. It was a perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirling toward me. By the time the giant hairdryer came on I was in the footwell.”
2. He offers to lay down a bassline.
3. The air rifle misfires, hitting the JFK poster. “Oh no, not again!”