if…. [1968]
1. He solemnly administers the dregs of the vodka bottle.
2. Audrey Hepburn gets one on the cheek.
3. “The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.”
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