The Final Programme [1973]

1. “Try and get some sleep.”
“But I don’t need any sleep.”
“I know you don’t, but it’s much easier to run a hospital with all the patients sleeping.”
“It’s the easiest way to run the world for that matter.”
2. A security system that induces a form of epilepsy.
3. “Well, cleanliness is next to godliness, but the two should never be confused.”