Monthly Archives: May 2024

3 things about George Miller’s FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga [2024] 1. Tanker full of vegetables. 2. Femur stick shift. 3. Riding the collapsing smokestack.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about Cord Jefferson’s AMERICAN FICTION

American Fiction [2023] 1. Wandering through the surf in slippers. 2. “That’s cool. But maybe we could maybe do that with a P-H instead?” 3. A blast from Mozart’s “Requiem.”

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about Cyril Schäublin’s UNREST

Unrest [2022] 1. Municipal Time, Telegraph Time, Factory Time, Train Time. 2. He’s not allowed to serve them because they haven’t paid their taxes. So he gives him drinks on the house. 3. Atonal anarchist dirge.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about Albert Lewin’s THE PRIVATE AFFAIRS OF BEL AMI

The Private Affairs of Bel Ami [1947] 1. Weary of his game, she unceremoniously drops the entire deck of cards into his hat. 2. “Illuminated by electric light.” Suddenly, color. 3. A truly inspired recreation of Manet’s “A Bar at … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about Tony Richardson’s THE LOVED ONE

The Loved One [1965] 1. In preparation, she paints herself.2. Not only waterproof or moisture-proof, but damp-proof.3. “It’s a new one, it’s a new one! Oh God! Oh God, oh God.” From “My Last Sigh,” Luis Buñuel’s autobiography: “There were … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about STAR TREK: NEMESIS

Star Trek: Nemesis [2002] 1. Mr. Troi.2. Two concealed knives.3. Hovering in orbit above Italy. 3 other things.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about Jerry Schatzberg’s SCARECROW

Scarecrow [1973] 1. “Gimme a bottle of beer and a chocolate donut.” 2. He wedges his suitcase between the strings of barbed wire to create an opening to slip through. 3. “Pomp and Circumstance” and “The Stripper” on jukeboxes.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about Kristoffer Borgli’s DREAM SCENARIO

Dream Scenario [2023] 1. Not plants, ants. 2. Pursued by a tall man. 3. Big Suit, wrong color. The entire film is an oscillation between moments of genuine insight and asinine obviousness.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about John McTiernan’s THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

The Hunt for Red October [1990] 1. Ineffective hook. 2. Fake directive. 3. “I would like to have seen Montana.”

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

3 things about Hayao Miyazaki’s THE WIND RISES

The Wind Rises [2013] 1. Passengers seated in the wings, to be replaced with bombs. 2. Derived from radiators. 3. Werner Herzog sings!

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment