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3 things about Guy Hamilton’s THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

Posted on July 1, 2018 by robchristopher

The Man with the Golden Gun [1974] 1. Lots of bottoms. Wrecked ship, its hull in the air. Bottoms Up Club. Bond grabs the sumo wrestle’s buttcheeks. She activates the ray with her bottom. 2. He tosses the extra nipple … Continue reading →

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3 things about Vincente Minnelli’s THE LONG, LONG TRAILER

Posted on June 30, 2018 by robchristopher

The Long, Long Trailer [1954] 1. A most cordial traffic cop. 2. Tossing the Caesar salad. 3. “You know, the actor that was married to the beautiful brunette girl that likes squirrels.”

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3 things about Guy Hamilton’s LIVE AND LET DIE

Posted on June 28, 2018 by robchristopher

Live and Let Die [1973] 1. Jazz funeral at the corner of Dumaine and Chartres. 2. “Lengthwise, if you don’t mind.” 3. Exploding leather sofa. 3 other things.

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3 things about Emilio Estevez’s “the public”

Posted on June 27, 2018 by robchristopher

the public [2018] 1. Beary White. 2. “I’m practicing portion control.” 3. He keeps his lanyard on.

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3 things about Mark Sandrich’s THE GAY DIVORCEE

Posted on June 19, 2018 by robchristopher

The Gay Divorcee [1934] 1. Fred finger-dances. 2. “Well Mrs. Glossop, I’ll work my brain to the bone for you.” 3. Motor-driven revolving doors.

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3 things about Sophie Fiennes’ GRACE JONES: BLOODLIGHT AND BAMI

Posted on June 18, 2018 by robchristopher

Grace Jones: Bloodlight and Bami [2017] 1. Her lipstick on the mic. 2. Opening an oyster. “I wish my pussy was this tight.” 3. Mirrored bowler and green lasers.

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3 things about Guy Hamilton’s DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Posted on June 16, 2018 by robchristopher

Diamonds Are Forever [1971] 1. “Hit me.” Bond obliges. 2. “One of us smells like a tart’s handkerchief.” 3. The only Bond villain ever to appear in drag? 3 other things.

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3 things about George Stevens’ SWING TIME

Posted on June 15, 2018 by robchristopher

Swing Time [1936] 1. “Snow tastes just as bad as water!” 2. A pair of enormous legs. 3. Shampoo. 3 other things.

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3 things about Peter Hunt’s ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

Posted on June 14, 2018 by robchristopher

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service [1969] 1. Crucifix on the wall at Draco’s shipping office. 2. “Just a slight stiffness coming on … due to the altitude, no doubt.” 3. Bunt delivers the hit. Blofeld drives. 3 other things.

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3 things about Charles Sturridge’s WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD

Posted on June 6, 2018 by robchristopher

Where Angels Fear to Tread [1991] 1. Purple blotches everywhere. 2. “I seem fated to pass through this life without colliding with it or moving it.” 3. Sharing the milk.

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