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3 things about Steven Soderbergh’s sex, lies, and videotape

Posted on April 6, 2025 by robchristopher

sex, lies, and videotape [1989] 1. Spinning his wedding ring like a toy. 2. “You’ve got a problem.” 3. Strategic houseplant.

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3 things about Alfred Hitchcock’s STRANGERS ON A TRAIN

Posted on April 5, 2025 by robchristopher

Strangers on a Train [1951] 1. “I certainly admire people who do things.” 2. A professor from Delaware Tech. 3. Putting on pants in the back of the cab.

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3 things about Alain Guiraudie’s MISERICORDIA

Posted on April 4, 2025 by robchristopher

Misericordia [2024] 1. An attempt to wash the blood off the leaves. 2. He gets out of bed and he isn’t faking. 3. Reversal in the confessional.

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3 things about Aaron Schimberg’s A DIFFERENT MAN

Posted on March 30, 2025 by robchristopher

A Different Man [2024] 1. Watching a how-to video on whistling while chopping onions. 2. The peeling as viewed in a mirror. 3. Brilliant karaoke of “I Wanna Get Next To You.”

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3 things about Faith & John Hubley’s EVERYBODY RIDES THE CAROUSEL

Posted on March 28, 2025 by robchristopher

Everybody Rides the Carousel [1976] 1. Repeatedly throwing the spoon on the floor. 2. Happy masks, doubtful inner faces. 3. An unusual trick-or-treater.

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3 things about Aaron Wertheimer’s NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST

Posted on March 27, 2025 by robchristopher

Not If I See You First [2025] 1. “We actually worked with someone from NASA on the alien ejaculate.”2. Big Red interlude.3. His identical twin brother is a disembodied head.

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3 things about H.C. Potter’s HELLZAPOPPIN’

Posted on March 26, 2025 by robchristopher

Hellzapoppin’ [1941] 1. Insane jitterbug number with Slim & Slam. 2. Adjusting the horizontal frame. “I’m starting to get seasick.” 3. Coat of arms.

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3 things about Ross Glass’s LOVE LIES BLEEDING

Posted on March 25, 2025 by robchristopher

Love Lies Bleeding [2024] 1. Bush’s press conference on the car radio. 2. Nona Hendryx at the gym. 3. One last body to get rid of.

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3 things about Alain Resnais’ HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR

Posted on March 24, 2025 by robchristopher

Hiroshima Mon Amour [1959] 1. His hand twitching in sleep. 2. Actual radiation burns, and then later on the film set we see a makeup artist applying ersatz radiation burns. 3.”You were bored in a way that makes a man … Continue reading →

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Illinois, here we come!

Posted on March 24, 2025 by robchristopher

April is bustin’ out all over! My new short film My Last Martini is heading your way–hope to see you there. April 12, 2025 @ 2:00pm + 7:15pm: Afterimage Film Festival, St. Charles, IL April 17, 2025 @ 4:15pm: Music … Continue reading →

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