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Posted on May 6, 2013 by robchristopher

ALREADY Bugs Bunny wakes up to drink a cup of water; Not only is he himself underwater, but when he actually draws water from the cooler, he ends up drinking the water that already surrounds him.

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I’m afraid of 1984.

Posted on May 6, 2013 by robchristopher

I bought my copy of 1984 by George Orwell on February 25, 1989; I wrote the date right there on the flyleaf. I had read it for the first time a month or two earlier, I think, when I checked … Continue reading →

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3 things about Martin Campbell’s GREEN LANTERN

Posted on May 5, 2013 by robchristopher

Green Lantern [2011] 1. For no logical reason: gift-wrapping while driving. 2. He looks like a cross between the Elephant Man and “Weird Al” Yankovic in the “Fat” video. 3. Roughly five minutes of training was all he needed.

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3 things about John Schlesinger’s FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD

Posted on May 4, 2013 by robchristopher

Far From the Madding Crowd [1967] 1. Surf washing over the stack of dead sheep at the bottom of the cliff. 2. Tree trunks, velvet green moss. A thick layer of orangebrown leaves underfoot. 3. Alone in the dead room, … Continue reading →

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3 things about George Pan Cosmatos’ THE CASSANDRA CROSSING

Posted on May 3, 2013 by robchristopher

The Cassandra Crossing [1976] 1. The only movie in existence where Martin Sheen, performing a headstand while wearing only briefs, and Ava Gardner do yoga together. 2. Sweet little girl blowing plague bubbles. 3. A steel beam is driven straight … Continue reading →

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3 things about Derek Jarman’s JUBILEE

Posted on April 29, 2013 by robchristopher

Jubilee [1978] 1. Miss Amyl Nitrate. 2. Ketchup assault. 3. “If the music’s loud enough, we won’t hear the world falling apart.” Definitely the definitive portrait of punk.

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Memories of Tarr

Posted on April 28, 2013 by robchristopher

I remember during the Q & A after the film, Tarr holding up a paperback copy of the novel and saying, “This was our screenplay.”

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FOUND POEM (OUR BIG PROBLEM)

Posted on April 27, 2013 by robchristopher

FOUND POEM (OUR BIG PROBLEM) Sex answers questions more readily, he says, but less deeply.

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3 things about Philip Ridley’s THE PASSION OF DARKLY NOON

Posted on April 27, 2013 by robchristopher

The Passion of Darkly Noon [1995] 1. A giant silver Doc Marten. With a crow on it. 2. Theory: Quincy wandered in from Paris Is Burning. 3. The house has really shoddy wiring; but, rather incredibly, no one gets electrocuted.

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3 things about Elaine May’s ISHTAR

Posted on April 26, 2013 by robchristopher

Ishtar [1987] 1. A loud Hawaiian shirt & tie combo. 2. “Are those breasts?” he asks unnecessarily. 3. They have a private conversation underneath the camel.

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