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3 things about Calin Cazan & Mircea Toia’s DELTA SPACE MISSION

Delta Space Mission [1984] 1. Marauding rock giants. 2. A metal munching dog named Tin. 3. Fruit-eating goo dweller. What a trip. Pop a few edibles and fasten your seatbelt.

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3 things about Errol Morris’s AMERICAN DHARMA

American Dharma [2018] 1. Real profits from fictional currency. 2. It all began with an encounter at Sundance. 3. Breitbart shouting himself into a coronary.

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announcing “My Last Martini,” a new short film

‘Twin Peaks’ Legend Wendy Robie Leads ‘My Last Martini,’ Now in Post-Production For me, the perfect bar is convivial and intimate, lively yet tranquil. That sums up Bryant’s, a place I’ve visited regularly for nearly a decade. Filmmaker Luis Buñuel … Continue reading

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3 things about Otto Preminger’s BONJOUR TRISTESSE

Bonjour Tristesse [1958] 1. Deborah Kerr’s cashmere (?) car dress in ivory. 2. The patio at twilight. On the right, the group tanks up prior to their trip to the casino; on the left, the housemaid swigs a beer while … Continue reading

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3 things about Mstyslav Chernov’s 20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL

20 Days in Mariupol [2023] 1. Charging cellphones just to be able to use them as flashlights. 2. The nurse explains that the injured woman’s condition was “incompatible with life.” 3. A dirty hand jerking in pain.

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3 things about Jack Smight’s AIRPORT 1975

Airport 1975 [1974] 1. Take a shot every time Charlton Heston calls her “honey.” 2. Her manuscript and tape recorder take the place of her jewels in the bomb-proof carrying case. 3. The only reason he’s on the plane is … Continue reading

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3 things about Damián Szifron’s WILD TALES

Wild Tales [2014] 1. His former psychiatrist attempts some rush therapy. 2. Charred embrace. 3. The room gasps as he picks up the cake knife.

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3 things about George Seaton’s AIRPORT

Airport [1970] 1. “I’m going to move this mother by midnight!” 2. A plate of tiny sandwiches. 3. She moves through the throng, tearfully apologizing. Everyone ignores her. 3 other things. 

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3 things about Makoto Shinkai’s THE GARDEN OF WORDS

The Garden of Words [2013] 1. A satchel full of chocolate bars. 2. Rainy season weather updates. 3. Stairwell histronics.

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3 things about Gregg Araki’s NOWHERE

Nowhere [1997] 1. Nipple ring and pliers. 2. Lizard and beer. 3. Two seconds of Charlotte Rae.

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