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3 things about Cord Jefferson’s AMERICAN FICTION

American Fiction [2023] 1. Wandering through the surf in slippers. 2. “That’s cool. But maybe we could maybe do that with a P-H instead?” 3. A blast from Mozart’s “Requiem.”

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3 things about Cyril Schäublin’s UNREST

Unrest [2022] 1. Municipal Time, Telegraph Time, Factory Time, Train Time. 2. He’s not allowed to serve them because they haven’t paid their taxes. So he gives him drinks on the house. 3. Atonal anarchist dirge.

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3 things about Albert Lewin’s THE PRIVATE AFFAIRS OF BEL AMI

The Private Affairs of Bel Ami [1947] 1. Weary of his game, she unceremoniously drops the entire deck of cards into his hat. 2. “Illuminated by electric light.” Suddenly, color. 3. A truly inspired recreation of Manet’s “A Bar at … Continue reading

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3 things about Tony Richardson’s THE LOVED ONE

The Loved One [1965] 1. In preparation, she paints herself.2. Not only waterproof or moisture-proof, but damp-proof.3. “It’s a new one, it’s a new one! Oh God! Oh God, oh God.” From “My Last Sigh,” Luis Buñuel’s autobiography: “There were … Continue reading

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3 things about STAR TREK: NEMESIS

Star Trek: Nemesis [2002] 1. Mr. Troi.2. Two concealed knives.3. Hovering in orbit above Italy. 3 other things.

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3 things about Jerry Schatzberg’s SCARECROW

Scarecrow [1973] 1. “Gimme a bottle of beer and a chocolate donut.” 2. He wedges his suitcase between the strings of barbed wire to create an opening to slip through. 3. “Pomp and Circumstance” and “The Stripper” on jukeboxes.

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3 things about Kristoffer Borgli’s DREAM SCENARIO

Dream Scenario [2023] 1. Not plants, ants. 2. Pursued by a tall man. 3. Big Suit, wrong color. The entire film is an oscillation between moments of genuine insight and asinine obviousness.

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3 things about John McTiernan’s THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

The Hunt for Red October [1990] 1. Ineffective hook. 2. Fake directive. 3. “I would like to have seen Montana.”

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3 things about Hayao Miyazaki’s THE WIND RISES

The Wind Rises [2013] 1. Passengers seated in the wings, to be replaced with bombs. 2. Derived from radiators. 3. Werner Herzog sings!

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3 things about Lisa Cholodenko’s THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT

The Kids Are All Right [2010] 1. Raging against organics. 2. She unzips him. “Oh, hello!” 3. Genuine college moment: her moms try to start unpacking the boxes but she shoos them out of the room.

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