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3 things about THE ASPHALT JUNGLE

The Asphalt Jungle [1950] 1. He counts out the money while sweating profusely. 2. Marilyn Monroe: “Haven’t you bothered me enough, you big banana-head?!” 3. The horses gather around his corpse.

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3 things about JOUR DE FETE

Jour de fête [1949] 1. A movie is being shown in a tiny theater on the square, a western. For a few moments the soundtrack of the western becomes the soundtrack of the world just outside the theater. A man … Continue reading →

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3 things about MR. HULOT’S HOLIDAY

Mr. Hulot’s Holiday [1953] 1. He wipes his mouth on Hulot’s sleeve. 2. A most unusual shark. 3. He attempts to fill the watering can.

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3 things about THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST

The Last Temptation of Christ [1988] 1. Dogs lick the blood spattered on the grate of the drain. 2. “It simply doesn’t matter how you want to change things, we don’t want them changed.” 3. He reads the invisible words … Continue reading →

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3 things about Roy Ward Baker’s THE VAULT OF HORROR

The Vault of Horror [1973] 1. The waiter opens the curtain to reveal a wall-length mirror. Rogers is the only one in the restaurant who is reflected in it. 2. Her drink leaves a nasty ring on the coffeetable. 3. … Continue reading →

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3 things about UP IN THE AIR

Up in the Air [2009] 1. The wrinkled heads peeking out of the top of his suitcase. 2. “You’re so pretty! You look exactly like how I want to look in 15 years.” 3. The “For Lease” signs on the … Continue reading →

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3 things about ANDROID

Android [1982] 1. The space station has ratty berber carpeting. 2. Klaus Kinski’s disembodied head: “I am not an android.” 3. James Brown provides the soundtrack for Metropolis.

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3 things about WALTZ WITH BASHIR

Waltz with Bashir [2008] 1. 26 dogs. 2. The tops of his feet bobbing in the sea. 3. A narrow alley with dead bodies piled waist-high. Very interesting to see this so soon after Circle of Deceit. They comment on … Continue reading →

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3 things about THEY ALL LAUGHED

They All Laughed [1981] 1. Audrey Hepburn wearing Yoko Ono sunglasses. 2. Bogdanovich’s voice as the radio DJ. 3. They stop outside the hotel and she says, “This is where I turn into a pumpkin.”

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3 things about THE WHITE RIBBON

The White Ribbon [2009] 1. He unbuttons his shirt and carefully removes a tiny wounded bird. 2. Walking down the road through a snow-covered landscape. Blindingly white. 3. The doctor slowly wraps a bandage around the child’s head. The boy … Continue reading →

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