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After work tonight I had my first martini in about two weeks and wow, it hit me hard. It was pleasant at first, but now it just feels like a fog in my head. Not that that’s a bad thing. … Continue reading →

Earthquake [1974] 1. My favorite line, spoken by Lorne Greene: “Barbara! Take off your pantyhose, dammit!”2. Walter Matthau’s outrageous red/magenta hat, which makes him look like a drunk pimp.3. Charlton Heston’s yellow teeth. Eww.

Charles Carter, 1923-2008

I just came back from the gym. It was my first time in exactly a week. Flu. This morning was hard but it felt pretty good. Actually, it’s always that shower afterwards that feels the best. Toweling off, clean clothes … Continue reading →

Before Starbucks … I finally started playing around with the raw VHS footage that I transferred to DVD. This is my first experiment.

Next to Gus Van Sant in the dungeon, there will be a very special place reserved in hell for the filmmakers of this blasphemy. Please Naomi, please, please, please let this be untrue. I hope that working with David Lynch … Continue reading →

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, doing a lot of soul searching. I’ve decided that this November I’m going to vote for McCain. April Fool’s! As if!

The Woman in the Window [1944] 1. When Heidt is searching her apartment he opens up the bottle of perfume on her dressing table, rubs a bit on the lapel of his jacket and then sniffs.2. The dainty after-dinner cups … Continue reading →

The idiots! When I gave my notice this morning I was told that they intend to leave my position vacant. That would make two day-to-day nuts-and-bolts office positions open. Apparently the “business” manager thinks that this office can just run … Continue reading →