Author Archives: robchristopher

Tonight I shall introduce upsidedownblue  to the fantastic environs of Violet Hour. Very excited. Hafta make sure to get those deviled eggs again, and the duck meatballs.

Gee whiz. Last night we had an excellent time ordering out for pizza and then watching On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. And then we read for a spell, but at 9:30 we were both so sleepy that we went to … Continue reading →

THE LAST TIME The last time I caught a glimpse of you I was in the back seat of a cab on the way to a threesome and there were you were on the streetcorner with two of your friends … Continue reading →

Year of the Dog [2007] 1. Layla offers Peggy a Xanax. When she declines, Layla pops it herself. Washes it down with Diet Coke.2. Peggy is looking at Newt’s photos. The first is Newt with a girl. The second is … Continue reading →

SYNOPSIS We talked about dentistry, about the harmful effects of munching on ice. It grinds away the enamel. You served me filtered water in a beige plastic tumbler. Ice cubes in it. There were three ice cubes in it. I … Continue reading →

I Love You Again [1940]  1. William Powell opens up the icepack that’s sitting on his head, takes out a few cubes and puts them in his drink (scotch & water).2. The look on Myrna Loy’s face after she kisses … Continue reading →

The week of March 31st I may have some very good news. Stay tuned.

On Saturday I was trawling through my hard drive, looking for something. I came across the manuscripts of my poems. I read a few, and to my delight found that, wow, they’re pretty darn good. This delight soon morphed into … Continue reading →

Bunuel liked to quote de Sade, something to the effect that in one’s imagination, everything is permitted. My Two Cents on Funny Games