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3 Things

Cooley High [1975] 1. Preach barges into the bathroom and a girl starts beating him up with a toilet brush.2. Mama comes home after a double shift and falls asleep sitting at the kitchen table.3. Nonstop Motown on the soundtrack. … Continue reading →

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3 things about Albert Brooks’ LOOKING FOR COMEDY IN THE MUSLIM WORLD

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World [2005] 1. “Oh my God, I am so stoned. Wow, look at that dirt. I’ve never seen dirt that’s so brown.” 2. Chalkboard scene. Hilarious example of improv gone bad. 3. Where’s the … Continue reading →

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Uh oh. Drunk posting. TOP 5 MOST PLAYED TRACKS IN iTunes: 1. Stoney Street: Amon Tobin 2. All Mine: Portishead 3. Ultra Privileged: Arto Lindsay 4. Get Confused: Fischerspooner 5. When I Wake: The Changes (Weird. Atypical of me, and … Continue reading →

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Making Grandma Hip

For my Grandma Rosemary’s 80th birthday I wanted to get her something special. She loves, absolutely loves chocolate. So I just went online and bought her a box of chocolates from Ethel’s.

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 An Open Letter to the Chicago International Film Festival I’m still not really pleased with how it came out (I’m feeling semi-inarticulate lately) but it’ll do.

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3 Things

The Phenix City Story [1955] 1. Best line: “My friends … I bring you news from hell.”2. The lounge singer/stripper’s immaculately shaved armpits.3. Local eatery: Elite Diner.

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 I need to write a CIFF wrap-up post now that the festival is over (it ends tonght). But I just don’t have the brain-strength or inspiration, or really that much to say aside from whiny grumbling. Did I enjoy the … Continue reading →

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3 things about Mike Kaplan’s NEVER APOLOGIZE

Never Apologize [2007] 1. Malcom McDowell still has that wonderful voice and charisma. And is very funny.2. When asked what he’d like on his tombstone, Lindsay Anderson took a long look all the way around the room and then replied, … Continue reading →

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3 things about Alejandro González Iñárritu’s BABEL

Babel [2006] 1. Cate Blanchett was giving me a kind of Judy Davis vibe. Like Davis, her American accent was impeccable. 2. Halfway through I felt like the deck was stacked too heavily against all the characters, but by the … Continue reading →

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3 things about Rusty Gorman’s HOME OF THE GIANTS

Home of the Giants [2007] 1. If you had told me that one day I’d like a high school basketball crime thriller starring Haley Joel Osment, I’d have asked you what meds you were on. But I did really like … Continue reading →

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