Author Archives: robchristopher

Yesterday I found out that two of my exes know each other, but they didn’t know that they both knew me. I also found out that while Dune is fun to watch a on a big screen, it’s still a … Continue reading →

OK. I think I can stop being a bastard, at least until such time as Rowling writes the next Harry Potter book (as she inevitably will, despite her feeble assurances to the contrary). I promise no more mention of her … Continue reading →

If anyone still cares: the so-called spoiler that I posted in my last entry was a total red herring. If you were offended, it means that your own paranoia got the better of you. Besides, the entry specifically says, “Please … Continue reading →

Please do not read this entry carefully. It will only upset you. Please do not read this entry carefully. It will only upset you. Please do not read this entry carefully. It will only upset you. Please do not read … Continue reading →

Dare we hope that the worm will turn for the GOP come Election Day? Or is that just being idealistic?

I don’t say this lightly, but I have decided that Crab Rangoon is one of the most brilliant appetizers yet invented. Last night I whipped up some Hemingway Daiquiris for Andy & I (so named because Papa loved them and … Continue reading →

Yesterday was a pretty awesome film day for me at the Siskel … first I saw Red Desert, then took a break for dinner and went back and saw INLAND EMPIRE. I wish I did that kind of thing more … Continue reading →

LIBERACE VS. VICTOR BORGE (HAIKU) candelabra is  wicked but an upside down score is even worse

I’m sorry you summer-lovin’ people out there, but this heat BITES. I feel like a prisoner; a comfortable prisoner at times (when I’m in a/c) but a prisoner nonetheless. I guess I better get used to it, judging from the … Continue reading →

Discuss: “The true writer has nothing to say. What counts is the way he says it.” –Alain Robbe-Grillet