Author Archives: robchristopher

I swear I am not making this up. Last night I dreamed that Andy and I were guests at the Bush White House. I don’t remember the first part of the dream, but after dinner we were in a study … Continue reading →

Sigh. I will never get tired of the smell of freshly-brewed coffee.

“Satire is people as they are; romanticism, people as they would like to be; realism, people as they seem with their insides left out.”–Dawn Powell

And the winner is … zoe_trope ! For one, she actually said, “I like you.” For another, she’s a poor college student and everyone else who entered were white males with relatively-stable incomes. Com’on guys. No pity for you! I … Continue reading →

I am not wearing any green today. Here’s what Andy and I are up to tonight: First we’ll have a cocktail. Then we’ll order out from Oodles of Noodles. When the food arrives we’ll put on From Russia With Love. … Continue reading →

Wanda Sykes: If you’re not gay and you don’t want to marry someone of the same sex, why do you care? Yet still in the twenty-first century people are trying to put a ban on things that don’t even affect … Continue reading →

Went out for dinner at La Donna last night with upsidedownblue . It was fantastic. I was still full this morning when I woke up. In addition to truly scrumptious pasta (bavette with a creamy bacon sauce) and caramel torte, the … Continue reading →

My old 15G iPod is in need of a new home. It’s a bit scratched and sometimes acts a little screwy, occasionally freezing up, but all in all it’s a reliable machine and still has a lot of life left … Continue reading →

Last night I was finally able to overcome my infantile work ethic (at least momentarily) and spent a good chunk of time hammering out the synopsis for Tiny Apocalypse. Yes, every query letter must include one. The tricky part is … Continue reading →

It’s the kind of day where I feel like taking a long walk. Probably not though. I will head downtown after work to stop by Intelligentsia and also pick up the tickets to the Resnais film.  Why can’t I find a … Continue reading →