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3 things about Wendell B. Harris Jr.’s CHAMELON STREET

Chameleon Street [1989] 1. “That afternoon I went to Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast to help get my mind right.” 2. Photo op with the mayor of Detroit. 3. Fake French.

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3 things about George Miller’s THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING

Three Thousand Years of Longing [2022] 1. Bewildered, terrified Einstein. 2. Books disguised as bottles. 3. She packs his things into a new cardboard box and adds it to the shelf in her basement next to an identical cardboard box … Continue reading

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3 things about Ralph Nelson’s ONCE A THIEF

Once a Thief [1965] 1. Unrestrained Ann-Margaret. 2. Warped killer’s POV. 3. Senseless: the gun has no bullets left, yet he keeps it in his hand. A real letdown. Clichéd plotting and dialog just sink it. A dream cast and … Continue reading

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3 things about John McNaughton’s WILD THINGS

Wild Things [1998] 1. Muddy Jeep.2. “Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things.” Panties in his front pocket.3. Salvaged false teeth.

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3 things about Max Barbakow’s PALM SPRINGS

Palm Springs [2022] 1 “What if we get sick of each other?” “We’re already sick of each other. It’s the best.” 2. Videoconferencing with a quantum physicist. 3. Side by side on pizza slices.

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3 things about Joshua Pikovsky & Jordan Tetewsky’s HANNAH HA HA

Hannah Ha Ha [2022] 1. “Well, history repeats itself.” “No it doesn’t, there’s never been an iPhone before.” 2. Unscrewing the peanut butter, unscrewing the jelly. 3. He ran for mayor as a Leninist.

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3 things about Hayao Miyazaki’s HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE

Howl’s Moving Castle [2004] 1. He helps himself to a log. 2. Instant beard. 3. Kissing Turnip-head.

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3 things about Bianca Stigter’s THREE MINUTES: A LENGTHENING

Three Minutes: A Lengthening [2021] 1. Linden trees. 2. Deducing the owner of the grocery. 3. Couples dancing to British music on the radio.

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3 things about Norman Jewison’s IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT

In the Heat of the Night [1967] 1. Fern root on the accelerator. 2. “Oh, now, don’t get smart, black boy. I don’t need it. No pity, thank you. No thank you!” 3. Flypaper strips hanging from the ceiling at … Continue reading

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3 things about Christopher Nolan’s MEMENTO

Memento [2000] 1. He briefly notices that his hand is sore but ignores it. 2. Beer mat messaging system. 3. Fat paperback without a cover.

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