Author Archives: robchristopher

My allergies are terrible today. If it wasn’t 85 degrees with 95% humidity today, things would probably be different. I’m barely able to function here at work. I have a roll of paper by my side so I can grab … Continue reading →

Please join with me in congratulating Andy on his promotion to Special Collections Assistant at the Newberry Library. His speciality in the new capacity will the Map Collection (!) Who knew, since Andy hates to travel? With him getting in … Continue reading →

I am having sex with Tobey Maguire, who is cheating on Jake Gyllenhaal to be with me.

O boy I had fun last night. Here are the drinks I had (in the order I had them) for those who couldn’t be there: 1 Mai Tai 2 Singapore Sling 3 Tiki Puka Puka 4 Zombie 5 Mahanni I … Continue reading →

I’m soooooo looking forward to cocktails this evening. So far 17 people have said ‘yes, I’ll be there.’ I’m gonna get there a bit before 5 so that I can hopefully stake out some free space. I’m wearing my new … Continue reading →

Location: Trader Vic’s, The Palmer House Hilton Hotel 17 East Monroe Avenue, Chicago, IL When: Friday, August 20, 5:00pm Phone: (312) 917-7317 Rob is turning 29. He’s inviting you to celebrate this occurence with cocktails, friends, and total strangers at … Continue reading →

Well, I haven’t heard from Crunch yet … except through my credit card. The bastards charged my card. If I don’t hear from them by the end of the week, I’m going to Channel 5. And I’m changing my credit … Continue reading →

Everyone else seems to have all these terribly exciting things in their recent LJ posts. Hrmph. Well Andy and I had a particularly lovely day yesterday. It began with coffee, and continued with a long healthy relationship discussion which segued … Continue reading →

11 August 2004 Crunch Fitness Guarantee Program 12440 East Imperial Highway Suite 300 Norwalk CA 90650 To Whom It May Concern, On July 14, I went to the Crunch Fitness on Grand here in Chicago. I had filled out a … Continue reading →

Isn’t it wonderful how, at the right time on the right day, a donut and a cup of coffee can totally turn things around and put you in a better mood?