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3 things about Steven Soderbergh’s THE UNDERNEATH

The Underneath [1995] 1. Split focus dinner. 2. He wears his dead father’s suit to the wedding. 3. Shelley Duvall adjusts his pillows. 3 things about Criss Cross, the first version of the story.

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3 things about Robert Siodmak’s CRISS CROSS

Criss Cross [1949] 1. Rhumba flute–then, Tony Curtis. 2. She looks across the bar at him and asks, “Bad day at the races?” 3. Burt has freckles on his shoulders.

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3 things about Richard Knight Jr. & Peter Neville’s SCROOGE & MARLEY

Scrooge & Marley [2012] 1. He neatly rolls up his napkin and places it in the empty Styrofoam container. 2. While prancing away: “Toodles, Poodle.” 3. Spinning around in the motorized wheelchair makes him dizzy.

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3 things about Hiroshi Inagaki’s SAMURAI II: DUEL AT ICHIJOJI TEMPLE

Samurai II: Duel at Ichijoji Temple [1955] 1. A sword named Clothes Rod. 2. She figures that when she shaves her hair off, her worries will be gone too. 3. Their feet get stuck in the rice paddies, slowing them … Continue reading →

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3 things about Steven Spielberg’s LINCOLN

Lincoln [2012] 1. The amputated limbs are tossed into the pit, bouncing as they land. 2. Upon hearing a knock at the door, he says, “It opens.” 3. Lincoln is a flame.

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3 things about Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker’s AIRPLANE!

Airplane! [1980] 1. Modern Sperm magazine. 2. “There’s a sale at Penny’s!” 3.  Jiggle.

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3 things about Sam Mendes’ SKYFALL

Skyfall [2012] 1. The frost on the glass slowly dissipates as the bartender pours the drink into it. 2. Q’s Scrabble mug. 3. “Welcome to Scotland.” 3 other things.

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3 things about John Huston’s THE MALTESE FALCON

The Maltese Falcon [1941] 1. “When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it!” 2. He stabs at the lead figure, does a stiff duck-like waddle, then laughs. 3. The elevator gate closes in front of her tear-stained face. 3 … Continue reading →

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3 things about Sofia Coppola’s SOMEWHERE

Somewhere [2010] 1. Pole dance Foley. 2. Bencio Del Toro in a trucker hat. 3. She’s 11 and she’s making Hollandaise sauce.

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3 things about Blake Edwards’ THE GREAT RACE

The Great Race [1965] 1. “It’s lucky Texas Jack ain’t around. He’d gun that dude for sure!” 2. Foam slides from the bottom of his pant leg. 3. A single speak of blueberry on his immaculate white jersey. 3 other … Continue reading →

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