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3 things about Albert Lewin’s THE PRIVATE AFFAIRS OF BEL AMI

Posted on May 22, 2024 by robchristopher

The Private Affairs of Bel Ami [1947] 1. Weary of his game, she unceremoniously drops the entire deck of cards into his hat. 2. “Illuminated by electric light.” Suddenly, color. 3. A truly inspired recreation of Manet’s “A Bar at … Continue reading →

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3 things about Tony Richardson’s THE LOVED ONE

Posted on May 18, 2024 by robchristopher

The Loved One [1965] 1. In preparation, she paints herself.2. Not only waterproof or moisture-proof, but damp-proof.3. “It’s a new one, it’s a new one! Oh God! Oh God, oh God.” From “My Last Sigh,” Luis Buñuel’s autobiography: “There were … Continue reading →

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3 things about STAR TREK: NEMESIS

Posted on May 17, 2024 by robchristopher

Star Trek: Nemesis [2002] 1. Mr. Troi.2. Two concealed knives.3. Hovering in orbit above Italy. 3 other things.

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3 things about Jerry Schatzberg’s SCARECROW

Posted on May 14, 2024 by robchristopher

Scarecrow [1973] 1. “Gimme a bottle of beer and a chocolate donut.” 2. He wedges his suitcase between the strings of barbed wire to create an opening to slip through. 3. “Pomp and Circumstance” and “The Stripper” on jukeboxes.

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3 things about Kristoffer Borgli’s DREAM SCENARIO

Posted on May 13, 2024 by robchristopher

Dream Scenario [2023] 1. Not plants, ants. 2. Pursued by a tall man. 3. Big Suit, wrong color. The entire film is an oscillation between moments of genuine insight and asinine obviousness.

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3 things about John McTiernan’s THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

Posted on May 12, 2024 by robchristopher

The Hunt for Red October [1990] 1. Ineffective hook. 2. Fake directive. 3. “I would like to have seen Montana.”

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3 things about Hayao Miyazaki’s THE WIND RISES

Posted on May 10, 2024 by robchristopher

The Wind Rises [2013] 1. Passengers seated in the wings, to be replaced with bombs. 2. Derived from radiators. 3. Werner Herzog sings!

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3 things about Lisa Cholodenko’s THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT

Posted on May 7, 2024 by robchristopher

The Kids Are All Right [2010] 1. Raging against organics. 2. She unzips him. “Oh, hello!” 3. Genuine college moment: her moms try to start unpacking the boxes but she shoos them out of the room.

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3 things about Dean Fleischer Camp’s MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

Posted on May 4, 2024 by robchristopher

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On [2021] 1. Honey as adhesive. 2. “His whole body looks like his pants are off.” 3. Skating on the dusty coffee table.

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3 things about Raine Allen-Miller’s RYE LANE

Posted on May 2, 2024 by robchristopher

Rye Lane [2023] 1. Unisex toilet meet-cute. 2. The aunties give him a dubious once-over. “Come in, boy.” 3. Shuffle to “Sign Your Name.”

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