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Friday, September 2nd, 2005 Dear Mr. Bush: Any idea where all our helicopters are? It’s Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all … Continue reading →

The McCormick Tribune Foundation has launched a Hurricane Katrina Relief Campaign and will match the first $1 million contributed to the campaign at 50 cents on the dollar; go to the Chicago Tribune website for more info.

Note to self: do not live in a city which is below sea level AND right next door to a gigantic lake, even if it is the birthplace of jazz.

The Cell Phone Revolution has not encouraged people to be flexible, it has encouraged them to be flaky.

The Illinois Arts Council FY05 Artists Fellowship application is now completed, assembled, collated and packaged. Sometime late December, I will receive notification of being awarded $7000, $700, or $0.

I don’t care what the reviews are saying, I still want to see “The Brothers Grimm.”

bjorklovesme was able to give a copy of my book to Rufus Wainwright, who said it “confounds, yet intrigues” him thoroughly!

Fucking allergies.

Every problem has a solution, and every solution creates a problem.

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and here’s a piece of advice: if you want to get wasted very quickly atTrader Vic’s, start with the Queen’s Park Swizzle.