Petulia [1968]
1. Hotrodding nuns in the parking garage.
2. Filthy hospital room.
3. Little boxes, on the hillside.
Petulia [1968]
1. Hotrodding nuns in the parking garage.
2. Filthy hospital room.
3. Little boxes, on the hillside.
Pat and Mike [1952]
1. Changing into a skirt in the back seat of an open convertible.
2. Alfalfa as a busboy.
3. “I can’t handle this in my head. It rocks me.”
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof [1958]
1. “What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?”
“Just stayin’ on it, I guess. Long as she can.”
2. Brown cashmere robe.
3. She obediently locks the bedroom door.
Harper [1966]
1. “The bottom is loaded with nice people, Albert. Only cream and bastards rise.”
2. The instrumentation of the rock band onscreen is a complete mismatch with the groovy music on the soundtrack, which includes a horn section.
3. Smashed to death on a heap of junked propellers.
Face/Off [1997]
1. She’s honestly going to keep her diary in an unlocked desk drawer where just anyone, including her own husband and daughter, can read it?
2. “Do you have protection?”
3. An invading flock of pigeons.
Tequila Sunrise [1988]
1. “I’m under the weather. Heavily.”
2. Herradura ad on the back of the bus.
3. Sanborn’s sex sax.
Mel Gibson’s American accent is as unconvincing as pretty much everything else about this movie. However, as a time capsule of the 1988 Hollywood product line it’s priceless.
The Hidden Fortress [1958]
1. He gives them five bars of silver for the horse.
2. “They’re all inferior but choose one.”
3. The soldiers flee and are immediately shot by their own troops.
Panic in the Streets [1950]
1. Coffee warehouse chase.
2. Fitch and Blackie take turns cradling Poldi.
3. Irritating, unwanted advice from the neighbor.
The Good Shepherd [2006]
1. Hearing aid in the bottom of his teapot.
2. Two pairs of identical black shoes, smartly polished.
3. Spiraling towards the rainforest floor.
Where’s John le Carré when you need him?