45 Years [2015]
1. The ideal Lee Hazelwood song.
2. Creaking of the piano bench as she plays.
3. Just before the song ends, she withdraws her hand.
Bonus: “Funny how you forget the things in life that make you happy.”
45 Years [2015]
1. The ideal Lee Hazelwood song.
2. Creaking of the piano bench as she plays.
3. Just before the song ends, she withdraws her hand.
Bonus: “Funny how you forget the things in life that make you happy.”
Interstellar [2014]
1. “The last people to starve will be the first to suffocate.”
2. Video message color shift.
3. Massive rotating bands of distortion.
Director’s Cut [2016]
1. “This is Gilbert Gottfried. He was in Problem Child 2.”
2. Each time, he adjusts his hair after turning around.
3. Digital blam-blams.
If you like your comedy on the dark, sick side of things, this is your kind of movie. On July 13 I’ll be facilitating a post-screening discussion at the Gene Siskel Film Center. Hope to see you there!
All the President’s Men [1976]
1. From the other end of the parking garage, the sound of a lighter flicking on.
2. “They volunteered he was innocent when nobody asked if he was guilty.”
3. Doodling while on the phone.
Defending Your Life [1991]
1. “You were born alone, you should celebrate it alone. That’s what birthdays are for.”
2. Long noodle slurp.
3. The chair swivels around. The look on his face.
The Dark Knight [2008]
1. Cameo by Gene & Georgetti.
2. His face bisected by gauze.
3. Right side up becomes upside down.
Red Hollywood [1996]
1. After a man rejects one of them, the group of five women slowly descend the steps and walk away, disappearing into the fog.
2. Abraham Polonsky: “Every crime story is about capitalism. Because capitalism is about crime.”
3. Susan Hayward slugfest.
Murder at the Gallop [1963]
1. The upper and lower lips curling over the dentures towards the interior of the mouth: Margaret Rutherford face.
2. Doing the twist in an evening gown.
3. The film ends with another proposal.
The Guns of Navarone [1961]
1. Unconvincing Australian accent by Richard Harris.
2. “I’ve inspected this vessel, and I think you ought to know that I can’t swim.”
3. His undershirt is red.
The Bridge on the River Kwai [1957]
1. No to the corned beef, yes to the whiskey.
2. “It’s worth having a go for the train, don’t you think?”
“By all means. Good hunting. Good show. Jolly good fun.”
3. Smoking a cigarette while getting greased up.