Strangers When We Meet [1960]
1. “Martinis don’t mix with S-E-X.”
2. Walter Matthau as a lecherous heel.
3. Inappropriate mixed chorus vocal version of the theme song as the film ends.
Strangers When We Meet [1960]
1. “Martinis don’t mix with S-E-X.”
2. Walter Matthau as a lecherous heel.
3. Inappropriate mixed chorus vocal version of the theme song as the film ends.
Bagdad Cafe [1987]
1. After sipping the coffee: “Brown water.”
2. Silverware transformed into a percussion instrument.
3. Fuchsia silk shirt.
Spartacus [1960]
1. Flaming logs rolling down a vast hill.
2. “Politics is a practical profession. If a criminal has what you want, you do business with him.”
3. Squab and honey with melon.
Mallrats [1995]
1. Superman getting it on with Wonder Woman.
2. He later shakes Stan Lee’s hand, completely forgetting that it smells like shit.
3. Excruciatingly unfunny running gag about Magic Eye.
Never Be A Punching Bag for Nobody [2023]
1. A magnificent park designed by Frederick Law Olmstead is razed … in order to lengthen an airport runway.
2. Watching the video footage, she realizes her hands weren’t always up even though she thought they were.
3. Being chased by a bicycle, chasing the bicycle.
Memories [1995]
1. A feast that looks beautiful but is actually inedible.
2. Thick bodies, tiny heads.
3. We are never shown who the war is being fought against.
Psycho Beach Party [2000]
1. Prunes at the diner.
2. “I’m having trouble with my pants. Whenever I put my hand in the pocket, I feel a little prick.”
3. Sex Kittens Go Bossa Nova.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind [1977]
1. An attempt to corral the ducks.
2. Magnetic manipulations in the cab of the truck.
3. As soon as the helicopter departs, they gratefully remove their gas masks.
Lawrence of Arabia [1962]
1. “Here you may drink. One cup.”
2. The tiniest black dot on the horizon.
3. He gaily skips through the entryway to catch up with the soldiers. Discussion of a new squash court.