3 things about Paul Schrader’s THE CANYONS

The Canyons [2013]

1. Sitting outside at the sidewalk cafe. Traffic streams by continuously. An attention to street signs.
2. “Because he’s a bad boy. He’s a bad little boy.”
“Go on.”
3. A grand piano on the second floor that obviously no one ever plays.

Having finally seen it, I’m slightly puzzled by its negative reputation. Now, The Informers was just plain awful, but this movie is actually executed with some skill and verve. Just because it’s a portrait of vapid materialism doesn’t mean the movie itself is vapid. Schrader keeps things visually interesting (for example, I love the way the opening scene is edited), the music score is appropriately brooding and synthy, and the characters are vintage Brett Easton Ellis nasties. As Christian, James Deen makes for exactly the kind of smarmy, weaselly trust fund twentysomething that Ellis writes so well. The rest of the casting is also perfect. Whether because she’s a decent actress and/or real messed up in real life, Lindsay Lohan is perfect as Tara. And having Gus Van Sant play the psychiatrist? Genius. In short, though this is a story about some really unpleasant, screwed up people, I thought The Canyons was pretty fascinating. 

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3 things about Jonathan Demme’s A MASTER BUILDER

A Master Builder [2014]

1. Obligation.
2. “It was after the fire! That! That! That!”
3. A funeral wreath? A dedication wreath.

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3 things about John Huston’s KEY LARGO

Key Largo [1948]

1. “Put it this way, for a few hours you’re going to be our guests.”
2. He grabs her by the arms and goes in for a kiss. She’s too stunned to resist.
3. Glistening, miniature rubber palm trees.

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3 things about Don Siegel’s CHARLEY VARRICK

Charley Varrick [1973]

1. Cameo as a losing ping pong player.
2. A $500 sucker.
3. “I like your bed. You may find this hard to believe but I’ve never slept on a round bed.”

Someone needs to write about Walter Matthau’s unlikely stint in the 1970’s as an action hero. He was a damn good one.

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3 things about Howard Zieff’s HOUSE CALLS

House Calls [1978]

1. “You have a very infectious laugh.”
“Don’t worry, it’s the only thing about me that is!”
2. An attempt to keep one foot on the floor.
3. Why does all the red wine in the movie look like Kool-Aid?

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Simpy put, BOYHOOD is extraordinary.

Over at Chicagoist, I make an attempt to articulate some of my thoughts about Boyhood. Bottom line: go see this now.

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3 things about Richard Linklater’s BOYHOOD

Boyhood [2014]

1. Around the corner, half hidden in shadow, he watches the argument unfold.
2. Garage door half open. “Go in the house! Go in the house!”
3. The Moment is always Now.

Simply: masterpiece.

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3 things about Drew Goddard’s THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

The Cabin in the Woods [2012]

1. Honeytoes.
2. Puppeteer. Pop-Tarts?
3. Elbow-length black leather gloves.

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3 things about Vincente Minnelli’s THE COBWEB

The Cobweb [1955]

1. The left side of the frame, in the room beyond: her bed. The right side of the frame: he calls the clinic. “I can be reached at this number.” She moves into the shot. He hangs up, moves to the doorway on the left where she’s standing. They kiss. Dissolve.
2. He asks, “What should I do?”
She looks at him. “Who do you think I am?” She leaves him, gets into her car.
3. “You ever try to drown yourself? It’s the silliest thing.”

I recognized the sketches of David Stone Martin in the movie right away. He drew several album covers for Norman Granz.

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3 things about Hubert Sauper’s DARWIN’S NIGHTMARE

Darwin’s Nightmare [2004]

1. The only artist in his village, he signs most of his artwork with a copyright symbol next to his name.
2. It’s better to wait, he explains, until the intruder is on the inside of the fence. Then you can shoot him. He displays his collection of arrows, one of which has a poisoned tip.
3. Indescribable muck. The man sticks his foot in it. He’s putting on a sandal.

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