The Mackintosh Man [1973]
1. Dubious Australian accent.
2. The only telephone in town is a telephone booth.
3. Slamming into a stack of firewood.
The Mackintosh Man [1973]
1. Dubious Australian accent.
2. The only telephone in town is a telephone booth.
3. Slamming into a stack of firewood.
Two-Minute Warning [1976]
1. A sign on the fence: NO HORNS ALLOWED.
2. As the halftime band plays “The Girl from Impanema,” the killer rips into a Baby Ruth with his teeth.
3. A guy taking refuge in a phone booth punches an interloper.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug [2013]
1. “Kill her! Kill the She-Elf!”
2. Barrel-spinning.
3. Stephen Fry’s teeth.
Remember the Night [1940]
1. “Objection sustained. The jury will disregard counsel’s tempting allusion to Christmas shopping. Clearly we’d all rather be Christmas shopping.”
2. She smooths out the flannel nightgown and then leans over the bed. Her eyes glisten.
3. “What would you like in the morning, flannel cakes or fried mush?”
“I think we’d travel better on the mush.”
Christmas in Connecticut [1945]
1. “Don’t worry. McGoo got you into this, McGoo will get you out.”
2. Turnip fluff diet.
3. She uses a metal plate as a gong.
This movie is so contrived it goes beyond being contrived into a whole new realm of kismet.
Meet Me in St. Louis [1944]
1. Wet bloomers and galoshes.
2. “Anna, I think Katie’s getting a little old. Her mental processes baffle me.”
3. He turns on the light in his room, looks out the window. Does he see her next door? Before undressing he pulls down the shade.
Written on the Wind [1956]
1. “You can say these kinds of things when you’re 6,000 miles above the poker table.”
2. He dumps the sheaf of telegrams into the drawer with the gun.
3. Wearing a business suit, she sits behind the desk and fondles a miniature golden oil derrick. She gazes into the future.
Aliens [1986]
1. Stardust all over the bridge.
2. Reebok product placement.
3. Waiting for an elevator.
The Thin Man [1934]
1. A wedding planned for the eve of New Year’s Eve.
2. “Well I do believe the little woman cares.”
“I don’t care. It’s just I’m … used to you, that’s all.”
3. The frying pan juggler.