3 things about Aaron Schimberg’s A DIFFERENT MAN

Posted on March 30, 2025 by robchristopher

A Different Man [2024]

1. Watching a how-to video on whistling while chopping onions.
2. The peeling as viewed in a mirror.
3. Brilliant karaoke of “I Wanna Get Next To You.”

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3 things about Faith & John Hubley’s EVERYBODY RIDES THE CAROUSEL

Posted on March 28, 2025 by robchristopher

Everybody Rides the Carousel [1976]

1. Repeatedly throwing the spoon on the floor.
2. Happy masks, doubtful inner faces.
3. An unusual trick-or-treater.

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3 things about Aaron Wertheimer’s NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST

Posted on March 27, 2025 by robchristopher

Not If I See You First [2025]

1. “We actually worked with someone from NASA on the alien ejaculate.”
2. Big Red interlude.
3. His identical twin brother is a disembodied head.

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3 things about H.C. Potter’s HELLZAPOPPIN’

Posted on March 26, 2025 by robchristopher

Hellzapoppin’ [1941]

1. Insane jitterbug number with Slim & Slam.
2. Adjusting the horizontal frame. “I’m starting to get seasick.”
3. Coat of arms.

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3 things about Ross Glass’s LOVE LIES BLEEDING

Posted on March 25, 2025 by robchristopher

Love Lies Bleeding [2024]

1. Bush’s press conference on the car radio.
2. Nona Hendryx at the gym.
3. One last body to get rid of.

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3 things about Alain Resnais’ HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR

Posted on March 24, 2025 by robchristopher

Hiroshima Mon Amour [1959]

1. His hand twitching in sleep.
2. Actual radiation burns, and then later on the film set we see a makeup artist applying ersatz radiation burns.
3.”You were bored in a way that makes a man want to know a woman.”

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Illinois, here we come!

Posted on March 24, 2025 by robchristopher

April is bustin’ out all over! My new short film My Last Martini is heading your way–hope to see you there.

April 12, 2025 @ 2:00pm + 7:15pm: Afterimage Film Festival, St. Charles, IL

April 17, 2025 @ 4:15pm: Music Box Theatre, Chicago (b/w feature film Wild at Heart)

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3 things about Albert Parker’s THE BLACK PIRATE

Posted on March 23, 2025 by robchristopher

The Black Pirate [1926]

1. Comparing the sharpness of the two swords.
2. An elaborate system for staying awake.
3. A sudden explosion suddenly lights up the night.

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3 things about Mervyn LeRoy’s HOME BEFORE DARK

Posted on March 23, 2025 by robchristopher

Home Before Dark [1958]

1. Compulsive smoking.
2. A bank account to which she does not have access, doesn’t even know what bank holds the account.
3. She insists on the Cornet hairstyle, the one her husband has picked out for her.

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3 things about Martin Campbell’s CAST A DEADLY SPELL

Posted on March 22, 2025 by robchristopher

Cast a Deadly Spell [1991]

1. “Why did you have to walk back into my life?”
“Why did you have to walk out of mine?”
2. Death by papercuts.
3. He explains that zombies are good for about three months, depending on the weather.

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