Britannia Hospital [1982]
1. Patient camouflage.
2. Laughing hysterically at a television program about the factory farming of chickens.
3. A state-of-the-art ward which sits completely empty. Due to a shortage of cleaners.
Britannia Hospital [1982]
1. Patient camouflage.
2. Laughing hysterically at a television program about the factory farming of chickens.
3. A state-of-the-art ward which sits completely empty. Due to a shortage of cleaners.
Every Body [2023]
1. “The current was too strong.”
2. Newspaper headline: “Bathroom” Bill Dead–For Now
3. They acknowledge that their mother will never get their pronouns right.
All of Us Strangers [2023]
1. Everyone’s in the center and he’s at the edge.
2. Cum on his chest. Licking it up and moving into a kiss.
3. The Christmas tree and “You Were Always on My Mind.”
O Lucky Man! [1973]
1. She shakes her head in exasperation and sets him free.
2. The way Ralph Richardson pronounces “honey.”
3. “Remember: all that glisters is not gold.”
if…. [1968]
1. He solemnly administers the dregs of the vodka bottle.
2. Audrey Hepburn gets one on the cheek.
3. “The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.”
The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea [1976]
1. A tiny beating heart.
2. “Strange and sad.” His mother through the peephole.
3. Without much discretion, he takes out the pair of rubber gloves.
Ponyo [2008]
1. Surging wave spirits.
2. “Ham! Ham! Ham!”
3. All the old ladies running up the hill.
her [2013]
1. A dead cat.
2. High-waisted pants.
3. A steady stream of pedestrians going past as he sits alone on the stairs.
The Aristocats [1970]
1. “Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!”
2. Goose sisters.
3. Umbrella on top of the haystack.
Supertrain [1979]
1. Pointless elevator.
2. Donna Summer soundalike.
3. His idea of helping a man who’s hanging from the outside of the train: ordering the engineer to “redline” it.
Just as bad as I’d expected. Possibly worse.