RandomCha

Writer’s block has made me cranky. I’ve written sentence after sentence of crap. It’s on days like this that I fear I’ve lost, once and for all, my ability to articulate.

Tell No One [2006]

1. He prepares to slash the corpse’s face with a box cutter.
2. She meticulously locates the pain points on his abdomen and throat and then asks, “Where is she?”
3. One of the red tail-lights on his car is smashed.

Death Race [2008]

1. Dialog I never thought I’d hear Joan Allen say: “Cocksucker! Fuck with me and we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk.”
2. Slow motion: car swerves to a stop in a cloud of dust, door opens, she’s in mini-boots and she gets out and she’s wearing Daisy Dukes. And yes, she hason sunglasses. And she takes them off.
3. At the end of the film there’s a “don’t try this at home, kids” disclaimer. Really.

Today is my last day of 32. Tomorrow is 33. I have the day off and I still haven’t decided what I want to do. 

My allergies have made themselves known and are torturing me. Yes, I am currently taking fexofenadine, thanks for asking. But at times it feels like an invisible onion has been stuffed into my sinus cavity. This is around the time every year when I begin praying for the first frost, summer be damned. My head is fuzzy. 

So apparently I have a bit of anxiety about turning 33.

Different for Girls [1996] 

1. The 7″ single he gives her as a present is neatly tucked into a plastic sleeve.
2. As they dance in his flat there are the flashing lights of a police car playing across the windows.
3. “Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.”

To Whomever Bought Me The Ellington CD For My Birthday,

Thanks!

Enjoy!