Gee, I guess I’ve been kinda quiet. Huh. Well, Friday should be fun. I’m meeting Andy after work. Dinner at Las Pinatas, and then at 7 pm “Ocean’s Twelve” at the Village.

NOW before y’all start making annoying comments like, “Why the hell does Rob want to see such a mainstream film, and why on opening day?” and “Is he a podperson now?” I would like to remind everyone that Rob Worships At The Altar Of Soderbergh, and has since at least 1994, when I saw “King of the Hill” at the (now-defunct) Arts Theatre on Michigan Avenue and it made me cry.

Everyone seems to think that an unabashedly-popcorn movie like “Ocean’s Twelve” is nothing more than so much cookie cutter fluff rolling off the Hollywood assembly line. But, as Hitchcock showed us with films like “North by Northwest” and “Rear Window,” and Stanley Donen with “Charade,” and John Glen with “For Your Eyes Only,” it takes IMMENSE skill and INTELLIGENCE to make a really good popcorn movie. You need wit, true charm, and perfect timing to pull it off. And what happens when you don’t have ’em? You get movies like “The Big Bounce” and “Tomb Raider 2.”

Mr. Soderbergh put together my favorite comedy of all time (“Schizopolis”) and so tomorrow’s film should be superfun. There isn’t highbrow, lowbrow, midbrow. There is only good and bad.

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Suffering Bastard

Below is a cocktail which I made for the first time this weekend. Well, I made several. Despite the seemingly-weird combo of ingredients, it tastes fabulous! Refreshing, just enough bite. It was created in the mid-40s at Shepheard’s Hotel in Cairo by Joe Scialom, the bar steward. Give it a try!

Suffering Bastard

1 jigger bourbon
1 jigger gin
juice of 1/2 lime
Angostura bitters
ginger ale

In an ice-filled cocktail shaker, combine the bourbon, gin, lime juice and a healthy dash of bitters. Shake well and strain into a collins or chimmney glass which is half full of crushed ice. Top up with the ginger ale and stir a few times. If desired, garnish with sprig of mint.

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The day of work that seemed like it would never end. When you get 3 orders that have to ship to New York AND THEN ship to KOSOVO, you know it’s gonna be a long day. I saw that “Shaun of the Dead” is at the Brew & View though. Can I convince Andy to go see it tonight?

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To The Person Outside at 4 am This Morning, Scraping Their Windshield Continuously For 30 Minutes,

Thanks a lot.

But you still did not prevent me from having the following dream:

I am bidding for an item on eBay. A tiny white kitten, who comes complete with its own litterbox. The auction ends and I win it! But shortly afterwards, I get an email from the seller. He writes, “Well, now that you’ve won my auction I must reveal my identity. I am none other than Frank Oz. But I’m very sorry to tell you that the kitten has died. It didn’t happen on purpose. But there is no kitten to give you. However, the litter box is still available and it’s filled with fresh litter and waiting for you.” After I read this email I’m not sure what to do.

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Pretty damn good weekend. Thanksgiving Day was wonderful. Andy’s dad and uncle really appreciated being with us. It was nice, just us four. And by some strange blessing, all the food was READY at the same time! The turkey was so tender and moist that it was falling right off the bone! And for the first time, I made gravy from scratch by myself! The stuffing was scrumptious. The wine was lovely. And I knew that the day had gone well right after I had my second slice of apple pie and I was so stuffed that I couldn’t move for awhile. That’s the test, right?

A weekend of movies. We watched “Eureka” (directed by Nicholas Roeg; gorgeously shot and overheated to the point of rediculousness, lots of naked Theresa Russell), “They Who Step On The Tiger’s Tail” (dir. by Kurosawa; set-bound and dull, with subtitle translation so bad as to be incoherent), “The Big Red One” (dir. by Samuel Fuller; amazing, gritty, action-packed WWII movie with great stuff from Lee Marvin and Mark Hamill), and “Ragtime” (dir. by Milos Forman; engrossing and superbly entertaining, with a riveting turn by James Cagney, in his last role).

Applied for 2 weeks during the Spring Session at the Ledig House, a writer’s colony in upstate New York. It’s a secluded spot on hundreds of acres in the Hudson Valley; you write during the day and at night you hang out with all the other writers and with visiting professional authors/book people who come in from NYC. Everyone gets their own private room and all meals are provided. Wow, I guess it’s a long shot, but I hope I get in. I could easily finish the whole first draft of “Tiny Apocalypse” and even start revising probably. I won’t hear until late January I think.

Andy and I had a chat about Xmas last night. He feels somewhat behind on things, and isn’t mentally prepared for it yet. Whereas I’m already in a festive mood. And he feels this Festive Mood is a little intimidating. I told him to calm down and take it easy and not to get stressed out. I said that the last thing I want to be is pushy. I promised not to talk about Xmas for awhile. I want him to Get Happy in his own way, his own time. Christmas IS his favorite time of year. But Andy has his own timetable for these things.

My Xmas cards are done and I’m 90% done with shopping …

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Two Things Making Me Mad

Battle on Gay Pride Shirts Leads to Suit Against School
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/24/education/24shirt.html

New ‘why’ in Wyoming slaying
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/story/255769p-219026c.html

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What’s Your Fave Thanksgiving Movie?

Mine: “Smoke,” directed by Wayne Wang; with William Hurt, Harvey Keitel, Stockard Channing.

Now tell me yours …

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Thanksgiving Isn’t Just About Turkey …

I picked out 2 wines for Thursday. You might be looking for a recommendation yourself, so I thought I’d pass this along. And the best part is that both of these are less than $10 a bottle! Both should pair very well with the usual T-Day grub. American wine for an American holiday.

Firesteed 2002 Pinot Noir, Oregon

Pale garnet hue. Charcoal, dried cherry and thyme aromas. Medium-bodied, this has a light touch of spice and moderate depth of fruit backed by an earthy, slightly ragged finish with precise acidity.
RATED: 86 points (Highly Recommended)
The Beverage Testing Institute

Castle Rock 2003 Carneros Pinot Noir, California

88 PTS WILFRED WONG. Wonderfully balanced and stylish, the pleasing ’03 Castle Rock Pinot Noir coats the palate politely with finely ripened strawberry flavors; superb with medium-rare lamb chops.
(www.bevmo.com)

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Rainy Friday At Work

It’s deadly
dull here
and there’s
a big
box of
donuts and
I’ve had 3 already.

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I Heart Huckabees

First off: why the hell didn’t anyone tell me that Tippi Hedren is in this movie? It was so great seeing her onscreen that I wished there was more of her, of course. She plays a woman whose family foundation has arranged the donation of the woods and wetlands that are at the center of the film’s plot. She did get one great moment towards the end of the film where she shouts angrily, “Fuck him!” Titilating. Bless David O. Russell for casting her. It’s pathetic that iconic American actresses like Tippi Hedren and Gena Rowlands, who are probably at the height of their gifts as performers, are usually shunted into tiny roles of the sweet grandmother variety (when they get any roles at all). Meanwhile of course Catherine Deneuve and, thankfully, Charlotte Rampling get juicy parts all the time (and bless you Francois Ozon!)

Okay, now the film itself. It’s wonderful! Picture a film collaboration between Jean-Paul Sartre and Preston Sturges and you have a very close description. It’s thoughtfulness at the speed of screwball. I admire the film for actually being AN EXISTENTIAL COMEDY instead of taking the easy way out, which would have been to take a shallow Pop Psychology version of “existentialism” (whiny New Age soul searching) and make a movie that was “funnier” but less authentic. The film’s “authority” is a key to its success. This is not a perfect film, but it’s one that’s more interesting and more admirable for being true to itself. I think one of the reasons that some people have been put off by it is precisely because it dares to use deep questions as the basis for a zany comedy, and rather than scorning or parodying the concept of self-examination it takes it seriously. And follows through. It’s harder to just dismiss something that creates a premise and then handles it with such honesty. I think it’s a film that will deepen with repeated viewings.

The ensemble is perfectly cast. Jason Swartzman IS youthful idealism personified. Dustin Hoffman and Lily Tomlin are so exactly right as a couple; it’s one of those pairings that makes you wonder why it hasn’t been done before. He takes the more mystical approach to existence whereas she relies on the accumulation of facts to get answers. And Isabelle Huppert would tempt anyone into becoming a nihilist. Only Jude Law and Naomi Watts are anything less than satisfying. Mr. Law looks absolutely right for the part but too often appears hamstrung by maintaining his American accent (the only two BritsI can think of who can pull off an American accent and make it look effortless are Kenneth Branagh and Bob Hoskins). Ms. Watts has a few moments of awkward improv in the film and her role itself is a bit on the thin side. However, Mark Wahlberg as an angst-ridden firefighter has just the right balance of goofy pin-up and wounded hero.

People have compared David O. Russell to Paul Thomas Anderson, and I think that’s most unfair. Because this is a film that would be a failure had it been made with the kind of over-the-top, baroque stylism that is Anderson’s trademark. Russell has chosen a messier method which is less literary and Mametesque than Anderson and more kinesthetic, more like Preston Sturges. The characters are compelled to act out their frustration and questioning: they jump around, talk a mile a minute; in a memorable scene between Schwartzman and Huppert, they express their new-found nihilstic connection by smearing mud over each other before fucking. Where Anderson might choose to compliment his characters’ frenzy with a swooping camera and whiplash cutting, Russell seems mostly content to let camera and editing remain calm and merely capture heir behavior (at times like a more polished Cassavetes). It gives the film a more humanistic and intimate tone.

I’m so happy I finally got to see this movie. You ought to see it too.

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