Head [1968]
1. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.
2. Cameos by Jack Nicholson and Dennis Hopper.
3. “Atta boy, Mike, atta boy.”
Head [1968]
1. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.
2. Cameos by Jack Nicholson and Dennis Hopper.
3. “Atta boy, Mike, atta boy.”
Widows [2018]
1. Flask in the kitchen.
2. “You need to watch how you speak to me.”
3. Listening to a Spanish language lesson tape in the car.
Tourists [2022]
1. The baby started choking.
2. Lish’s party and a character named Gordon.
3. Disappearing behind a shrub: a woman, a minivan.
Party Girl [1995]
1. “He-he-hello!”
2. Club kids waiting in line for falafel.
3. “How’s your upper torso?”
A Wedding [1978]
1. Instructions on how to cut the cake.
2. “You’ve got ash on your front.”
3. Helping the bishop up the stairs, slowly.
52 Pick-up [1986]
1. “You listen to me a minute. When a man pulls shit on me, he’s either very brave or very stoned. Which are you?”
2. She freezes as the needle goes in, then throws up. He says, “That’s okay, that happens.”
3. Feline Alert System.
White Noise [2022]
1. Hitler/Elvis fugue.
2. Busby Berkeley garbage.
3. The generic aisle.
The Entertainer [1960]
1. His swan song is a show entitled “Put Me Amongst the Girls.”
2. “Cheer up love, life isn’t as bad as all that, and even if it is, there’s nothing we can do about it.”
3. The curtain is raised before the audience has even finished leaving the theatre.
Loving Highsmith [2022]
1. The decision by the filmmaker to neglect mentioning Edith’s Diary mystifies me.
2. Highsmith presenting an award to Gena Rowlands at the Berlin Film Festival.
3. Moving into a house that she knows will be her last.
I concocted this for our Oscars party this year and it’s fantastic! Light, refreshing, not too sweet. It still amazes me how complex a drink’s flavor can be when you combine just a few of the right ingredients.
SPRING AHEAD PUNCH
22 oz. aged Barbados rum
12 oz. blended rum (such as Denizen aged white rum)
8 oz. Plantation O.F.T.D. rum
14 oz. lime juice
14 oz. simple syrup
28 oz. unsweetened coconut water
28 oz. water
14 dashes of Angostura bitters
Combine in a punchbowl and add a large block of ice.