All the Beauty and the Bloodshed [2022]
1. A Nan Goldin slideshow double-billed with John Waters’ Desperate Living.
2. “He wanted to blind me.”
3. Forced to witness testimony via Zoom.
All the Beauty and the Bloodshed [2022]
1. A Nan Goldin slideshow double-billed with John Waters’ Desperate Living.
2. “He wanted to blind me.”
3. Forced to witness testimony via Zoom.
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? [1957]
1. Loverdoll.
2. “That’s the way the poop poops.”
3. Big suit and elevator shoes.
Follow That Bird [1985]
1. Art direction by Carol Spier, a regular collaborator of David Cronenberg!
2. Shower of bottlecaps.
3. “So that’s my new home. I should be happy here. What’s wrong with me?”
Showing Up [2022]
1. “I get up, I do a little of this and a little of that, and before you know it, it’s time to watch TV again.”
2. Namedropping Tim Hunter.
3. Power lines and tree branches.
12 Angry Men [1957]
1. Indentations on either side of the nose.
2. Slowly expanding sweat stains.
3. He leaves the torn photograph behind.
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio [2022]
1. Spazzatura is Gremlin-adjacent.
2. Poop marionette.
3. Both flags ascend the flagpole.
Cane Fire [2020]
1. Coco Palms’ famous torch-lighting ceremony was completely made up; it was never a native Hawaiian tradition.
2. Describing Charlton Heston as the guy whose veins bulge out.
3. “Just call me Uncle Larry.”
Certainly one of the finest documentaries I’ve seen in the past few years. Everyone ought to watch it before pondering a trip to Hawaii. I particularly admired the bold way that the filmmaker took fair advantage of his rights under Fair Use to interweave so many amazing film clips with his own footage. Bravo!
Pineapple Express [2008]
1. “Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday, I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.”
“Don’t worry, bro. Your cat’s going to heaven.”
2. Empty bottles of wine cooler on the lid of the toilet.
3. Heart necklace with three pieces.
Head [1968]
1. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.
2. Cameos by Jack Nicholson and Dennis Hopper.
3. “Atta boy, Mike, atta boy.”
Widows [2018]
1. Flask in the kitchen.
2. “You need to watch how you speak to me.”
3. Listening to a Spanish language lesson tape in the car.