Wonder Woman 1984 [2020]
1. Fanny pack.
2. “Mind your business.”
3. Unwanted cows.
Wonder Woman 1984 [2020]
1. Fanny pack.
2. “Mind your business.”
3. Unwanted cows.
It’s a Wonderful Life [1946]
1. Mr. Gower’s voice is the first we hear.
2. Fifty cents on the dollar.
3. “Yeah, yeah yeah, soybeans, yeah.”
Die Hard [1988]
1. Japanese artifacts in the vault.
2. Is the nerd the only bad guy who doesn’t die?
3. “Now I know how a TV dinner feels.”
The Farewell [2019]
1. Professional crier.
2. She pulls up her shirt, revealing the cupping marks on her back.
3. Outside the window of her hotel room, a plume of cigarette smoke dissolves in the air.
Not necessarily released in 2020, these were nevertheless some of the songs I listened to all year long: a personal time capsule of the past twelve months.
The Apartment [1960]
1. Strand of leftover spaghetti on the tennis racket. He wraps it around his finger.
2. On her way out, she deposits a dime on the desk.
3. Key to the executive washroom.
Holiday [1938]
1. Drinking champagne out of a trophy.
2. The way Lew Ayers says, “I’ll be–here.”
3. She closes her eyes and presses an elevator button.
Golden Eighties [1986]
1. Scissors as rhythm track.
2. Screwing on the stairs.
3. We finally get outside at the very end.
The Awful Truth [1937]
1. A ready-to-go eggnog cart.
2. “I don’t know what to say.”
“If you leave now, you won’t have to say anything.”
3. Cuckoo clock.
White Christmas [1954]
1. Dashing from Florida to Vermont. And then they get there and there’s no snow. Early global warming musical.
2. “Sisters” is gay enough the first time around; the second time, it’s like gay on top of gay.
3. A minstrel show number that, thankfully, has almost nothing to do with minstrel shows.