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3 things about Aaron Schimberg’s A DIFFERENT MAN

A Different Man [2024] 1. Watching a how-to video on whistling while chopping onions. 2. The peeling as viewed in a mirror. 3. Brilliant karaoke of “I Wanna Get Next To You.”

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3 things about Faith & John Hubley’s EVERYBODY RIDES THE CAROUSEL

Everybody Rides the Carousel [1976] 1. Repeatedly throwing the spoon on the floor. 2. Happy masks, doubtful inner faces. 3. An unusual trick-or-treater.

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3 things about Aaron Wertheimer’s NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST

Not If I See You First [2025] 1. “We actually worked with someone from NASA on the alien ejaculate.”2. Big Red interlude.3. His identical twin brother is a disembodied head.

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3 things about H.C. Potter’s HELLZAPOPPIN’

Hellzapoppin’ [1941] 1. Insane jitterbug number with Slim & Slam. 2. Adjusting the horizontal frame. “I’m starting to get seasick.” 3. Coat of arms.

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3 things about Alain Resnais’ HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR

Hiroshima Mon Amour [1959] 1. His hand twitching in sleep. 2. Actual radiation burns, and then later on the film set we see a makeup artist applying ersatz radiation burns. 3.”You were bored in a way that makes a man … Continue reading

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3 things about Albert Parker’s THE BLACK PIRATE

The Black Pirate [1926] 1. Comparing the sharpness of the two swords. 2. An elaborate system for staying awake. 3. A sudden explosion suddenly lights up the night.

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3 things about Mervyn LeRoy’s HOME BEFORE DARK

Home Before Dark [1958] 1. Compulsive smoking. 2. A bank account to which she does not have access, doesn’t even know what bank holds the account. 3. She insists on the Cornet hairstyle, the one her husband has picked out … Continue reading

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3 things about Martin Campbell’s CAST A DEADLY SPELL

Cast a Deadly Spell [1991] 1. “Why did you have to walk back into my life?”“Why did you have to walk out of mine?”2. Death by papercuts.3. He explains that zombies are good for about three months, depending on the … Continue reading

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3 things about Samuel Fuller’s THE NAKED KISS

The Naked Kiss [1964] 1. One of the greatest opening sequences in the history of cinema: a bald prostitute wailing away on her pimp with a giant handbag to the blasts of wild jazz on the soundtrack.2. “Nobody sticks dirty … Continue reading

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3 things about Michael Shannon’s ERIC LaRUE

Eric LaRue [2023] 1. That “new Bible” smell. 2. A box of Our Family brand cereal. 3. “I saw the inside of those boys.”

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